Sandip's Fun Filled Page Of

Nonsensical Crap

Ahh, nothing better than a page of crap to "turn off your mind". Well you see really it's just a page and about hhhhmmm nothing really - just whatever comes to mind goes in this page.

 

Ok, so to start off with I present a video footage of the most excellent pompous country of the lot -

ENG - ER -LAND

OK DUMB ASS ME I TRIED UPLOADING A 7MB FILE INTO ONLY 6MB OF SPACE, SO NOW THE PICTURE SHOW IS OVER-SORRY!

 

Why, jolly good old chappy. Of course to view the above I think ya need a plugin. So off you toddle to the below URL and get it if you don’t already have it.

http://quicktime.apple.com

Back, why that was quick! Well anyway now you have the country that I currently reside in. Hhm, sure is crap ain't it?

Ok now I thought "Hhm, Sandip. Ya got to put something up that will keep yer fans attentions" So I wonder what I could put - nudey pics of people. Maybe, but not everyone likes looking at nudey people, so that’s out. Ok how about some jokes..? Maybe. Some song lyrics and poems..? Maybe. I wonder what I can put. Hey this is more like one of my emails, I just type what I think!

I think the best thing is to put up a few pictures for you to look at, and some other nonsensical stuff.

I was thinking, if you have any thoughts about this then don’t hesitate to email me at any of the following:

[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]

HAHAHA What weird email addresses the last two are. "Oh baby give me some of that vinyl 45 and dimples and glasses" HAHAHA, Blazing Soul Man, Blazing Soul!

Now I am starting to feel a little c-r-a-z-y!!!

 

Ok I think its time for me to ask you those questions of life, love and whatever.

    1. Can men and women be REALLY just friends?
    2. See above question
    3. See question 3
    4. See question 2 & 3 and divide by the square root of the time it takes a grasshopper to go around the world
    5. *Normal BBC service resumes* How did man & woman and everything on this planet evolve?
    6. Do you believe that the murder of John Lennon had to do with the American Government not liking him for being a "Pacifistic Revolutionary"?
    7. Was the Kennedy assassination a cover up for someone else to take over the country?
    8. Do aliens exist? If so why do the Governments keep it all a secret?
    9. Is George Clooney really a hunk, or is he just a over rated prat with a crooked smile?
    10. Is Leonardo DiCaprio just a 10yr old boy pretending to be 20(whatever his age)?
    11. Do I have a crazy sense of humour or was I kidnapped and brainwashed by some super xenomorphs who are using me to spread the good name of Happiness?
    12. Do you think that cloning humans is a fare thing to do?
    13. Do you think your religion of whatever religion you follow is better than everyone else's?
    14. Don't answer 13 unless you want too.
    15. Do you think the Spice Girls are a bunch of talentless retards who got VERY lucky?
    16. Do you think that "boy bands" are just a bunch of neat, poofy, models who flash their pecks (they certainly don’t have dicks) to sell records?

      17.  

    17. Do you these questions are getting very daft?
    18. Do you think I am daft?
    19. If yes to 18 - then go back to question 1 and start again else move onto 20.
    20. Email your answers to me, and the person who I think gave the most deep and thoughtful answers will win £5 ($8). The prize will be sent via post, and the winner and all the losers will be notified by electronic mail.

 

Wow, now wasn't that just SO much fun. I thought so! You know what, being a genius is hard work!

Ok now this is getting to the point where Dr. Roger Essenfunnyman, takes control of the helm.

Dr Roger Essenfunnyman

 

Ah as you can see above is a picture of Dr Roger Essenfunnyman, clearly in a joyous mood after wearing his new army suit! Some stats on the great guy below

  Name: Roger Charles Alexander Essenfunnyman III

  DOB: 11 August 1970

  Place of birth: Florida

  Current Residence: 88 Pool Road, Leicester, LE3 9GE, England *hehe*

 Number of girlfriends: Too many too mention

  Height stuff: 12inches by 4inches (hahaha)

  Height stuff continued: 6ft 2in, 175lbs, size 12 feet, 30inch waist, er huge muscles all round

  Education: Bsc Degree in 'War Studies with Geometry' at Funnistick University, LA. Msc in 'Human Computer Interactions of the left side of the brain whilst doing crazy things' at Harvard Uni.

  Hobbies: Plays water sports, playing football, writing love letters and poetry, reading sonnets of his hero Shakey Willy (that’s William Shakespeare to us lesser folk)

Dr Essenfunnyman's Advice Column

"My advice for the day is this. Eat and sleep well. Use 'Sandip Super Cucumber Facepack', its good for the skin. It cleanses and moisturizes the skin. Gets deep down into them clogged up pores and washes them clean. Its made with only the naturalist ingredients known to man. Buy it know at the extreme discount price of $19.95. Buy 2 and get a super free gift."

 

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Available at your leading funny shop or phone '0800 - 555 - givemethatcrap'

One-hour free trial or your money back!

 

Well I am sure that the good ole Doc' gave you some good help. Well now I think the end is nigh.

 Ah alas poor Yorick you were such a dildo…

 

Well that’s the end of this. What a site, one of just a few of the crazy sites out their in the great CYBER WORLD . Well there might be continuing additions to this crazy page. It depends on how many people are willing to please and pay me. But oh well, we'll see.

 

This page was created by the comical, witty and downright crazy mind of Mr Sandip Kishorekumar Chudasama.

For more information on this page and its author and on how to enter the fabulous competition you may write to him at:

Hannibal Lector

21 Slurpy Avenue

Slurpville

Canniballand

14324